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E​-​G​-​G​-​M​-​A​-​N

from It Ain't Right Anywhere by A.S.O.P.

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You guessed it... yet another song inspired by our drummer, a.k.a. "Eggman".

lyrics

He’s punk as fuck
He says country sucks
He beats the skins
And eats bagel thins
Loves steak and cheese
And has broken knees
No, he ain’t no fake
Time for a mirror break

E-G-G-M-A-N

He smokes cigars
And drives an old guy car
Loves buffalo chicken burritos
And wears a 4-piece Speedo
His confidence ironclad
He’s 50 shades of plaid
The Number of the Egg...
258

Which came first, the egg or the man?
He’s the E-G-G-M-A-N

Enough about me. What do you think about me?!

credits

from It Ain't Right Anywhere, released January 3, 2023
Drums / Spoken Vocals - Dan Shimbart
Guitar / Vocals - Rob Aitchison
Guitar / Vocals - Jeremy Mogk
Lead Bass - Gerry Lebeuf

Lyrics - Rob Aitchison and Jeremy Mogk

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A.S.O.P. Toronto, Ontario

A bunch of old punks sharing our modern take on hardcore punk with anyone brave enough to listen. Middle-aged anger, frustration and disappointment with the state of the world, put to music.

The meaning of A.S.O.P. changes with our mood and/or the current state of affairs. Examples include Arguments Started Over Politics, Apathy Stifles Our Progress, and Accidentally Sarcastic On Purpose.
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